We do this because we are perfect. We are here to guide the masses in a way that prevents broad-shouldered men from sitting in the middle seat on the train and your uncle from singing “freakin you” on the corner and then asking for some woman’s number. We do this because the world would be a better place if folks just listened to us.
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Things That Make You Go Hmm of the Day: If you had “a random children’s book” in your “where did Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse get their ideas for Lost” office pool, congratulations you’ve won.
[fuckyeahlost.]
Don’t sleep on my upcoming sitcom “summer sandcastles”.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la6xlwarVM1qzzta5o1_500.jpg)
Things That Make You Go Hmm of the Day: If you had “a random children’s book” in your “where did Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse get their ideas for Lost” office pool, congratulations you’ve won.
[fuckyeahlost.]
Don’t sleep on my upcoming sitcom “summer sandcastles”.
(via thedailywhat)
