We do this because we are perfect. We are here to guide the masses in a way that prevents broad-shouldered men from sitting in the middle seat on the train and your uncle from singing “freakin you” on the corner and then asking for some woman’s number. We do this because the world would be a better place if folks just listened to us.
You ever go on YouTube, you check out when the tigers fight the lions and anacondas and stuff? You never seen that? You’ve got to go on YouTube, type tiger vs. anaconda, tiger vs. bear, rhino vs. elephant. It’s crazy.
— Ron Artest to J.A. Adande (via davidcho)
I might need to start an RSS feed for Ron Artest…
