We do this because we are perfect. We are here to guide the masses in a way that prevents broad-shouldered men from sitting in the middle seat on the train and your uncle from singing “freakin you” on the corner and then asking for some woman’s number. We do this because the world would be a better place if folks just listened to us.
gabedelahaye asked: This?
I don’t know if it’s worse that they make Franklin sit alone on his side of the table, or he’s the only one with silverware (a spoon), or that they let Snoopy sit with them on the White Only side, or that they seem to be drinking Pepto-Bismol.
