We do this because we are perfect. We are here to guide the masses in a way that prevents broad-shouldered men from sitting in the middle seat on the train and your uncle from singing “freakin you” on the corner and then asking for some woman’s number. We do this because the world would be a better place if folks just listened to us.
Unexpected Lil Wayne Fan of the Day: Former president Bill Clinton thinks Lil Wayne is pretty smart, is looking forward to his imminent release from jail.
