Love these two. For the record, o.g. Smirnoff much more tolerable than any flavored Smirnoff.
Got Iced for the fourth With Weronika
Dear Sir or Madame, Please Stop
We do this because we are perfect. We are here to guide the masses in a way that prevents broad-shouldered men from sitting in the middle seat on the train and your uncle from singing “freakin you” on the corner and then asking for some woman’s number. We do this because the world would be a better place if folks just listened to us.
